I had a brilliant idea, but I forgot what it was, and then I had this idea: do a google search for weird images. I was frightened by what I found, and I have lost all hope for humanity. Here are a few of my favorites.
What, you don’t like your left eye enough to decorate it, too?
Hey guy, would you be interested in dating my daughter? I’ve always wanted little demon grandkids.
“I think I’ve got something up there. Wait, what is this?”
Only eyes? Why not the whole face? That would be better.
You may want to consider the purchase of a back bra
